Q. Why was the maths book sad?
A. Because it had too many problems.
A. Because it had too many problems.
Q. What's the king of the pencil case?
A. The ruler.
A. The ruler.
Q. What US state has the most maths teachers?
A. Mathachussets.
A. Mathachussets.
Q. Heard about the mathematical plant?
A. It has square roots.
A. It has square roots.
Q. Which tables do you not have to learn?
A. Dinner tables.
A. Dinner tables.
Q. What tool do you use in maths?
A. Multi-plyers.
A. Multi-plyers.
Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 7 8 9!
A. Because 7 8 9!
Q. What do you get if you cross a maths teacher and a clock?
A. Arithma-ticks!
A. Arithma-ticks!
Q. What is 67 + 35 + 99 + 136 + 84?
A. A headache.
A. A headache.
Q.How do you make one vanish?
A. Add a 'g' to the beginning and it's gone!
A. Add a 'g' to the beginning and it's gone!
Q.Why does 6 has a big stomach?
A.Because it eat 5,4,3,2 and 1!
Q.How much is 1223+122443+88700655+8442+1+34+22?
A. A stomachache!
A.
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